506. A THESAURUS IS NOT A NEWLY DISCOVERED DINOSAUR.
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well i found a lizard the other day and guess what i named it THE SAURUS!!!! just kidding i named it billy
-steve
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well i found a lizard the other day and guess what i named it THE SAURUS!!!! just kidding i named it billy
-steve
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Steven: It's a venomous snake that bites women and makes them swell for 9 months.
Me: Women huh? So how many women have you impregnated?
Steven: Like 6. I have like 9 illegitimate's.
Me: What the fuck babe, you'd better be kidding.
Steven: I don't know...
Me: What the fuck!?!