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Dec 10, 2009
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506. A THESAURUS IS NOT A NEWLY DISCOVERED DINOSAUR.

well i found a lizard the other day and guess what i named it THE SAURUS!!!! just kidding i named it billy

-steve

Dec 9, 2009
@ 8:54 pm
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Dec 9, 2009
@ 8:52 pm
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who wants a picture.

coloring my feelings.

me :)

Dec 9, 2009
@ 7:05 pm
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corset

Dec 9, 2009
@ 6:48 pm
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similarities between cats and women

Damn right. haha

Dec 9, 2009
@ 11:40 am
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sweet dreams luv

Dec 9, 2009
@ 11:40 am
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tatar:

aspettandoellis:

moleskina:

(via papertissue)

Dec 9, 2009
@ 11:40 am
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alixjay:

cometomywindow:

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Dec 8, 2009
@ 7:19 pm
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Steven: It's a venomous snake that bites women and makes them swell for 9 months.

Me: Women huh? So how many women have you impregnated?

Steven: Like 6. I have like 9 illegitimate's.

Me: What the fuck babe, you'd better be kidding.

Steven: I don't know...

Me: What the fuck!?!

Dec 8, 2009
@ 4:04 pm
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kelseysalisbury:

TURTLES. ^_^

You have no idea how hard/long I just gasped right now.